sarah-the-artiste:

navydream:

HOW DO PPL DO AWESOME NAIL ART AND THEN TELL YOU THEY CAN’T DRAW? IT’S LIKE DRAWING BUT 1000000x HARDER

posted 14 hours ago / 23 Apr 2014 with 44 notes   

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*misses school one day*
*misses a fight*
*misses a breakup*
*misses 12 assignments*
*misses a dog riding a skateboard*
*misses the shooting of archduke Ferdinand*
posted 14 hours ago / 23 Apr 2014 with 110,265 notes   

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obscuruslupa:

tranxio:

"Oh my god, I’m turning into—a vampire!”

"But how? I didn’t even bite you yet!"

Premature edraculation

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

posted 14 hours ago / 23 Apr 2014 with 24,751 notes   

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brynnasaurus:

so I was wearing a Captain America shirt on my run today and TWO separate people shouted ‘ON YOUR LEFT’ at me

sometimes the world is a wonderful and magical place

posted 14 hours ago / 23 Apr 2014 with 32,889 notes   

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mutualize:

MUTUALIZES MACBOOK GIVEAWAY

As you all know, i host a lot of giveaways and my last two recently ended. If you want proof that they were legit go here. This macbook was originally going to be given away a few months ago but i changed blogs and kinda forgot about it as i had other giveaways running. I am hoping to make one lucky person happy by giving this away. And I hope this makes 2014 the best year of their life. Our family is pretty well off so none of us need to sell it for money. It was mine for a while and is in great condition and will be reformatted so nothing is on it. :)

Here’s how this will work:

  • You have to be following me. I am checking who is following, and the winner will be re-drawn if they aren’t following me. I am a quality blog that you’ll love anyway, so dont worry
  • Likes do not count for anything, only reblogs will count. You can reblog this as many times as you’d like. Do not create any extra blogs. you can also like the post as a bookmark, but likes will not be counted.
  • Winner will be chosen like as if it were a raffle drawing. And will be contacted via tumblr messages, so make sure that you have that on/open.
  • You have until May 20th, 2014 (australian date) to reblog this post. A winner will be chosen using a generator and then I will message them. If the winner doesnt reply within a week then I will choose different. I will post their URL on my blog too
  • This giveaway will be shipped to anywhere in the world, I will be paying for shipping so don’t worry guys. Good luck!

INCLUDED:

  • MacBook pro
  • Original box
  • Charger cable
  • keyboard cover (blue)
  • 32gb USB stick

Ends on May 20th, 2014 (australian date)

—- REMEMBER, you must follow ME for your entry to count. —-

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And also, if you’d like to learn how to make some extra cash by testing out apps on your smartphone, click here and read the post. It will make you happy even if you dont win xx

Good luck and stay lovely!

posted 14 hours ago / 23 Apr 2014 with 164,961 notes   

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flavorsofsam:

OH WELL FUCK I MEAN IF THEY TASTE SLIGHTLY LIKE FUCKING WALNUTS THEN WHATS THE FUCKING POINT OF TIME CONTROL

flavorsofsam:

OH WELL FUCK I MEAN IF THEY TASTE SLIGHTLY LIKE FUCKING WALNUTS THEN WHATS THE FUCKING POINT OF TIME CONTROL

can-we-just-no-we-can-t:

If you get 1000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs, does that mean that the other 9000 morally object to your presence?

posted 14 hours ago / 23 Apr 2014 with 7 notes   

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witneyhouston:

me: hi, can i have a large—

starbucks employee: you mean a venti?

me: can we not do this 

posted 14 hours ago / 23 Apr 2014 with 173,020 notes   

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getsherlock:

if irene adler comes back, i want her to come back w/ a girlfriend and no romantic feelings towards sherlock bc he’s old news

posted 14 hours ago / 23 Apr 2014 with 2,070 notes   

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If you get 1000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs, does that mean that the other 9000 morally object to your presence?

posted 14 hours ago / 23 Apr 2014 with 7 notes      reblog

cokeflow:

asshairs:

PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA

someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs lmao

(Source: prixcum)

posted 14 hours ago / 23 Apr 2014 with 169,212 notes   

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niallers-potatoes:

pwnyzgonnapwn:

lolsofunny:

m-a-d-h-a-u-s:

cannibalism 

I think you mean cananabananailism

what the hell is wrong with you people

You must be new here

posted 14 hours ago / 23 Apr 2014 with 397,545 notes   

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every anti sj comic ever

Xtremely irrational minority person: kill and eat all straights
author self insert: oh my such vulgar language i almost felt a bead of sweat roll down my delicate forehead mmm yes oh my
good rational minority person: Hey, the Heterosexual Community has feelings that matter as much as yours or mine. By spouting such awful things you are literally oppressing people-their rights and privileges are being drained from them as you type on this microblogging site. To quote Dr. Martin Ghandi X, "why c an't we jsut bbe nice uwu"
Xtremely irrational minority person: *pees*
author self insert: thank u good rational minority person. it is a shame not everyone can be as good as u *feed treat*
good rational minority person: woof
posted 14 hours ago / 23 Apr 2014 with 5,108 notes   

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cherryaide:

armisael:

please watch avril lavigne’s new video it is so much worse than you are imagining as you are reading this, it is so much worse than anyone could have ever guessed it would be

The Song of 2013 
finally gets the video it deserves
posted 1 day ago / 22 Apr 2014 with 41,567 notes   

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TL